Outfit #30: Eccentric Poet Granny

Sparkly Peter Pan Collar Blouse c/o Lavishville // Pleated Leather Skirt: F21 // Cozy Oversized Sweater: Thrifted // Shoes: Litas by Jeffrey Campbell // Bowler Hat: H&M // Unicorn Ring c/o Amelia Mays // Pegasus Bracelet c/o Two Strange P // Oscar Wilde iPhone Case c/o Another Case

It's freezing today, and I couldn't be happier. I love wrapping up in cozy, oversized sweaters that are becoming threadbare. It makes me feel like an eccentric poet. Or a granny. An eccentric poet granny.

I'm going to start using this ring as a self defense apparatus. Dude tries to mug me in the alley? No problem! UNICORN TO THE EYE SOCKET. Wham bam!

I'm obsessed with Oscar Wilde. I kissed his grave in Paris. I believe if he were alive today, I could turn that man straight. And even if I couldn't, he would be my gay bff. I have genuinely read a Portrait of Dorian Gray so many times I could probably recite about half of it. He was genuinely such a genius of wordiness.